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What I Learned From Tumblr
1. Females can be even hornier than men
2. Not all guys are total jerks
3. Be thankful that the friends you do have in RL don't live a whole continent away
4. Age doesn't always matter when it comes to friendships
5. 12.9 year olds belong at Super Wenie Hut Jr.'s
6. Slenderman is freaking scary!
7. Don't. Wear. Crocs.
8. Don't! Blink!
9. There are people out there who will fangirl over history
10. Draw a circle, that's the Earth
11. Hufflepuffs, Ravenclaws, Gryffindors, and Slytherins can all either be the coolest people ever, or the worst. It all depends on the person
12. COULLLLSOOOOON NOOOOO
13. Don't insult someone's fandom/ship/OTP
14. Don't tag your hate
15. How to be a less judgemental person
16. How to also be a more judgemental person
17. Snakes can be adorable
18. Spiders are still scary
19. Sharks are awesome
20. FRANCE IS NOT A RAPIST
21. The world is bigger and more diverse than thought
22. People can be there for you to help you through a hard time if you'd let them
23. An adorable animal will reduce anyone to a puddle of goo
24. Everyone has at some point listened to a song and pretended they were on stage/in a music video
25. How to be a better writer
26. How to be a better drawer
27. That a great friendship can be born if you just say 'Hi'
28. A truly great friendship forms when you and someone else can fangirl about something
29. Don't. Talk. About. Tumblr.
30. A lot about the human anantomy (porn)
31. Mermaids would be more likely to have dolphin-like tails than fish-like tails
32. Sometimes, the word 'butts' can make anyone happy
33. Many people have mastered the art of reading smut with a straight face, but no one has learned how to do so when it comes to fluff.
34. Magic Anons are fun
35. Don't assume things
36. That faith in humanity can be restored
37. "900 years of Time and Space, and I've never met anyone who wasn't important"
39. Everyone needs a friend to be there for them
And yet, the one thing I haven't learned from tumblr is...WHAT THE HECK IS HOMESTUCK ABOUT?!
Reblog this if you'd hang out with your Tumblr...
trentofsky: I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.
I need to start a Homliy journal...
Gonna speak to my priest, see if he minds me taking notes during his homily…. Not sure if other people do it in other parishes? But it’s an unheard (notunheard “shocking” unheard…more literally not suggested) thing at my parish… Gonna do it properly too. Put headings on the top of each page… ie. 21st Sunday in Ordinary Time, Year B. Put the date,...
I just made waffles...
no friends to share them with
So I have to be up in 4 hours...
sleep? or five episodes of Supernatural?? Body or Mind?? Who will win… I’ll let you know in 4 hours
what would you do if you had all the money in the...
normal people: buy a big house and a fancy car and a yacht and travel around the world
me: ASDFGHJKL I COULD FINALLY GO TO COMIC CON AND VISIT ALL MY TUMBLR FRIENDS AND BUY ALL THE FANDOM T-SHIRTS AND ALL THE DVD SETS AND A BETTER LAPTOP AND A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF NUTELLA
professionalteapot: I wonder who Dean ships with Dr. Sexy. besides himself obviously
drmortimer: Steven Moffat and Joss Whedon walk into a bar…
my dash right now
Hunger Games fandom: FINNICK HAS BEEN CAST!
Doctor Who fandom: what
Hunger Games fandom: FINNICK
Doctor Who fandom: WHAT
Hunger Games fandom: Fiiiiiniiickkkk
Doctor Who fandom: SORRY CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF OUR NEW TRAILER
Avengers fandom: GAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
Sherlock fandom: HEY DOESN'T THIS FEATHER REMIND YOU OF THE BURNING WHITE HOT FLAMES OF DESPAIR KNOWN AS RIECHENBACH?? WHAT ABOUT THIS PENCIL?? DO YOU SEE THE MEANING BEHIND THE SPECIFIC TYPE OF WALL TILE?? DO YOU?!?! *mental breakdown*
Harry Potter fandom: FUCK YA'LL WE'RE NEVER GOING AWAY
So don’t you worry your pretty little mind, People throw rocks at things...– Ours, Taylor Swift